COMEDY - PART 2

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INSPIRATION FROM MY WONDERFUL 11 YEAR OLD SON, THEODORE

I was a little short on inspiration today for what to write my article about, so I started telling my son about the jokes that I wrote as my article last weekend.  I read them out to him, and I explained them afterwards.  He then proceeded to tell me some jokes of his own, so I am going to share them with you.

Why did the skeleton NOT go to the halloween party?

Because he didn't have ANY BODY to go with!

Why did the skeleton NOT cross the road?

Because he didn't have the GUTS!

Why did the turkey cross the road?

To prove that he wasn't a CHICKEN!

"KNOCK-KNOCK?"

"WHO'S THERE?"

"BROKEN PENCIL!"

"BROKEN PENCIL WHO?"

"NEVER MIND, IT'S POINTLESS ANYWAY!"

"KNOCK-KNOCK?"

"WHO'S THERE?"

"BOO!"

"BOO WHO?"

"WHY ARE YOU SO SAD, IT'S JUST A KNOCK-KNOCK JOKE?"

"KNOCK-KNOCK?"

"WHO'S THERE?"

"YOU!"

"YOU WHO?"

"WHY ARE YOU SO EXCITED, IT'S JUST A KNOCK-KNOCK JOKE?"

Ahhh, the joys of childhood!

BELIEVE IN YOURSELF, THINK BIG, AND FOLLOW YOUR HEART

Thank you for reading!

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