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LAUGH, HAVE FUN

Recently, I wrote about the importance of laughter.  We can all take our lives too seriously, so I want to lighten things up and write a couple of jokes for your pleasure.  So here goes:

There was an elderly couple who were attending a wedding, and it was discovered that they had been married for 50 years.  The bridegroom asked the elderly man, what the secret was to their success, and the elderly man proceeded to tell a story from their wedding day 50 years previous.

"We had a horse-drawn carriage, so after leaving the reception we went on our way, but after a short distance, the horse suddenly stopped for no apparent reason.  My wife calmly stepped down, went up to the horse, looked it straight in the eyes and said, 'that's one'.  We went on our way again, but after a short distance, the horse suddenly stopped again for no apparent reason.  My wife calmly stepped down, went up to the horse, looked it straight in the eyes and said, 'that's two'.  We went on our way again, but after a short distance, the horse suddenly stopped again for no apparent reason.  My wife calmly stepped down, went up to the horse, pulled out a revolver and shot the horse dead.  In complete astonishment, I said to my wife, 'you can't just shoot an animal'.  In reply, she said, 'honey, that's one'.

There was an elderly couple who were attending an anniversay celebration, and it was discovered that they had recently celebrated 60 years of marriage.  The elderly man was asked what the secret was to their longevity.  The elderly man said:

"I always treat my wife with respect and I take her on expensive trips abroad.  In fact, for our 25th anniversary, I took my wife to Beijing, China.  In response to this, he was asked, "so where did you take her for your 50th anniversary, which he answered with, "I went back to Beijing, China and picked her up".

I absolutely love those jokes, and I sincerely hope you did too.

BELIEF IN YOURSELF, THINK BIG, AND FOLLOW YOUR HEART

Thank you for reading!

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